Comfort Colors® 任務を放棄してカニに進化せよ おもしろTシャツ
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$25.99
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$37.13
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Comfort Colors® 任務を放棄してカニに進化せよ おもしろTシャツ
セール価格
$25.99
通常価格
$37.13
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Comfort Colors® Abandon Your Duties Evolve Into Crab Funny T-Shirt
Abandon your duties. Evolve into crab.
This Comfort Colors® 1717 tee features a bold, original illustration of a giant red crab rising over a purple city skyline under a blood-red sun, framed by distressed brush-style "ABANDON YOUR DUTIES" and "EVOLVE INTO CRAB" typography with Japanese text and a red crab-kanji stamp. Dramatic, absurd, and unapologetically chaotic, it's a cult-classic meme turned monster-movie poster, made for anyone who's ready to skip the responsibilities and go full crustacean.
Why You'll Love It:
- Premium Comfort Colors® 1717 Quality – Garment-dyed, heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton with that soft, broken-in feel from the very first wear
- Detailed Illustrated Design – Textured, high-contrast giant crab artwork
- Japanese Streetwear Aesthetic – Bilingual typography with a red kanji stamp
- Striking Red & Purple Palette – Bold colors that stand out
- Peak Internet Humor – Absurd, quotable, and instantly recognizable to meme fans
- Built to Last – Double-needle stitching throughout for durability
Perfect Gift For:
- Crab lovers and seafood fans with a sense of humor
- Meme collectors and internet-culture fans
- Fans of Japanese streetwear and kaiju-style art
- Burned-out coworkers who need a sign
- Gag gifts and white elephant exchanges
- Anyone who dreams of quitting and becoming a crab
- The most chaotic person in any friend group
The Vibe: Dramatic. Absurd. Monster-movie energy with zero responsibilities.
Some shirts say "work hard." This one says leave it all behind, grow a shell, and take over the city.
Details:
✓ Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight cotton
✓ Relaxed, classic unisex fit
✓ Vibrant, fade-resistant print
✓ Original illustrated giant crab design
Chaotic. Crustacean. Free from all duties. 🦀🌅🏙️
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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